Monday, February 22, 2010

You are not alone.

If I were a month, I'd be November.

If I were a day of the week, I'd be Thursday.

If I were a time of day, I'd be 3AM.

If I were a planet, I'd be Mars.

If I were a sea animal, I'd be an angelfish.

If I were a direction, I'd be West.

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a vintage yellow chair.

If I were a liquid, I'd be a glass of limeade.

If I were a gemstone, I'd be topaz.

If I were a tree, I'd be an pomogranate tree.

If I were a flower, I'd be a white rose, purely romantic.

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be Notebook rain.

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a mandolin.

If I were a color, I'd be maroon, like true love
.

If I were an emotion, I'd be passion.

If I were a fruit, I'd be a kiwi, sweet, with the kind of seeds your stomach can handle.

If I were a sound, I'd be the hum of a choir in harmony.

If I were an element, I'd be Lithium.

If I were a car, I would be a 1987 Jeep Wagoneer.

If I were a food, I'd be chicken and wild rice.

If I were a material, I'd be black satin.

If I were a scent, I'd be summer rain.

If I were an object, I'd be a beach ball in the surf.

If I were a body part, I'd be the backs of your knees.

If I were a facial expression, I'd be a smile.

If I were a song, I’d be the one in your head.

If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be charcoal grey Vans.

If I were a relationship status, I'd be happily married
with beautiful children.

If I were a kiss, I'd be one under moonlight with stars and chill bumps.

If I were a smile, I'd be infectious.

About Me

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"You and I have a special talent, and I saw it immediately" "Tell me." "We're the substitute people." "The substitute people" "I've been the substitute person my whole life. I'm not an Ellen. I never wanted to be an Ellen; and I'm not a Cindy, either, although Chucks love me." "I'm sure they do." "I like being alone too much." "I mean, I'm with a guy who's married to his academic career. I rarely see him, and I'm the substitute person there. I like it that way. It's a lot less pressure." -Elizabethtown